FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Feb. 18 2019
BRONX, NY - With the notoriety of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Capital One may be offering their own AOC Credit Card with no spending limit and a zero interest rate. With her photogenic on camera appearance, and radically liberal following, Capital One may use her as an on camera spokesperson as well.
She would be competing with Capital One credit card actors Samuel L. Jackson and Jennifer Garner for their well-paying gigs as spokespeople for a number of Capital One products. But instead of “What’s in your wallet?,” Ocasio-Cortez would be saying, "What's a wallet?”
Credit Card analysts think AOC would be believable as someone who likes to use a credit card, but not as someone who spends wisely. Still, AOC could make an excellent spokesperson / actor for the product, since she generally does not seem to understand economics.
When someone told her the unemployment rate went down under Pres. Trump, she said it was because people were working at more than one job, which has no impact on the unemployment rate. The employment rate is determined by whether someone is working, not by how many jobs someone has.
One downside of the credit card is that people using it would not be able to buy anything from Amazon, since AOC had a hand in getting the giant company to cancel the planned development of a second headquarters in Queens, New York.
AOC will also be scheduled to promote the credit card many of the Capital One Cafe’s, where they offer free coffee, snacks and WIFI.
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